Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never been so much fun.
"All of my success has come from taking Sudafed."
"Oh, that’s so pretty!"
“Um, that’s New Jersey."
"Ok, so the party checklist is kale chips, cake, and alcohol. Sound good?"
What we’re thankful for here at overheardatslc:
- Thanksgiving leftovers
- 24-hour Esther Raushenbush Library time
- Submitted quotes
Big hugs to all of y’all who submit stuff. Let’s keep this party going!
"I mean I can survive in the wilderness, but I don’t know if that’s applicable here."
"I have a complicated relationship with Earnest Hemingway…"
“You would fuck feminism right into that guy!"
"Person 1: “Are you enjoying those hot wings?”
Person 2: “No, these are hot wings of sadness. There is no enjoyment to be had here"
"Person 1: This is literally our queer studies class…overthrowing the penis.
Person 2: See, you say that, and I just imagine someone throwing a penis."
Harry Potter titles in the style of Sarah Lawrence
Harry Potter and the Philosophy Concentration
Harry Potter and the Online Chamber of SLCAnon Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ask for a Van to Pick you up from Westlands Gate
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Whiskey
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pub Menu
Harry Potter and the Trust Fund Prince
Harry Potter and the Methly Hollow Box
Author credit to Maria C. and Aislinn G.