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Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never been so much fun.
May 10 '14
"I’m trying to do something real here. I’m trying to leave a legacy of partying earlier so everyone can get more work done."
Slonim Woods
May 9 '14
"I think they sell something like that at IKEA…"
Art History Class
May 8 '14
"Do you put the fruit on the yogurt, or the yogurt on the fruit?"
#meta at bates
May 7 '14
"I’m not talking about Batman fighting a lion…. I’m talking about grunge-as-fuck-Batman fighting a wild lion in Gotham."
Overheard in Slonim Woods
May 6 '14
"I don’t have time to masturbate!"
at the pub
May 5 '14
May 4 '14
"This one is different, you know he’s heterosexual"
Apr 30 '14
"I’ll skim it and then read the wiki."
typical conference week at the library
Apr 25 '14
"I don’t watch porn for no penetration!"
Outside a Slonim Woods window
Apr 24 '14
"I just Sarah Lawrence’d Karen Lawrence."