Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never before been so much fun.
"If someone cheats on you, you just do that to their car"
“Right but where do I get all the catfish?"
"See, for a long time, I thought that porn was satire."
"Wow, look at this. It almost looks like a normal college."
girl talking to her friend about the library cafe
"My record of pizza bagels eaten in one sitting is 17."
"A truly free market will help niche groups like transgender people."
A VERY rare fiscal conservative sighting.
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"If you’re gonna get someone to sign your butt and you’re not gonna get it tattooed, what is even the point?"
Deep thoughts in Andrews Court
"Yeah… for me it’s rest, for her, it’s a sport."
discussing sleep in the science center