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Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never been so much fun.
May 20 '14
"And then you deep-throated a kitkat bar."
May 19 '14
"Wait what the fuck! I’m sitting on a mushroom."
May 18 '14
"Sorry I made awkward eye contact with you while I was drinking my milk."
May 17 '14
"I feel like the llama is the king."
at the petting zoo event.
May 16 '14
"These are just the food for the REAL animals."
at the petting zoo event.
May 15 '14
"I don’t understand how you confused ‘fellatio’ with ‘cannibalism.’"
new dormz
May 14 '14
"It’s like a combination italian-peanut butter game."
new dormz
May 13 '14
"I saw someone watching Family Feud in the library last night. I guess we all have our ways of coping."
Female student in the library, during conference week.
May 12 '14
"I stayed up until 6:30 am and I still didn’t reach existential enlightenment what a rip off."
Discussing all-nighters during conference week
May 11 '14
"Just drink a lot and do a lot of drugs and you’ll be fine. Trust me on this."
Slonim Woods