Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never been so much fun.
I’m also very scared of vaginas. They’re like a slurping noise in visual form.
Is it too Sarah Lawrence-ee to deem my sexual attraction as “undefined” or “undetermined”? Oh well.
Ow! Stop groping my chub!
| Person: | Wow, that was fast. |
|---|---|
| Boyfriend: | Yeah, when we say a quickie we mean a quickie. |
| Girlfriend: | In and out. |
That’s ANGER! You need anger MANAGEMENT.
How you gonna let that lady rule you?!
So, I am… mad drawn to your friend.
The queue will run out soon, but we’ll see you next year!
Love,
The Mod
I would be eating people with my vagina. I would be that mad.
Have you ever seen The Graduate? It’s like about this guy who’s getting married to this girl, but he has sex with her mom… and like… her grandma? We should watch it.
