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overheard@SLC

Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never been so much fun.
May 21 '13
Wait…. I have to pay 100 dollars to submit my poetry? I’d have to rob somebody
— pub

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May 20 '13
Vaginas aren’t vegan, are they?
— Bacchanalia

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May 20 '13
Person 1- Just so you know… We get like over a thousand submissions a year…
Person 2- Yeah, I’m like a really good poet.
— pub

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May 19 '13
But what if you live in Polynesia and no one gives a fuck about you? What do you do then?
— Deep international law commentary in the pub

6 notes Tags: Overheard@SLC SLC Sarah Lawrence submission

May 18 '13
Why did you google an apostrophe? I wanted to visit my Gmail. Chrome, are you drunk?
— Conference week, Tea Haus.

5 notes Tags: Overheard@SLC SLC Sarah Lawrence submission

May 17 '13
I’m gonna cut off her little left toe.
— Bates

Tags: Overheard@SLC Sarah Lawrence submission

May 16 '13
I’m not saying that I sell lesbians…
— Bates

6 notes Tags: Overheard@SLC SLC Sarah Lawrence submission

May 15 '13
Get your bacon-flavored, uncircumcised dick out of my very Jewish mouth!
— Bates

9 notes Tags: Overheard@SLC SLC Sarah Lawrence submission

May 14 '13
No, the incest usually comes later…
— Bates

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May 14 '13
The Mister Rogers episode I have queued up for later is called ‘Making Mistakes.’
— conference week 

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