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Eavesdropping at Sarah Lawrence College has never been so much fun.
Apr 14 '14
"And then we were like, high five, communist lesbians!"
Tweed Kitchen
Apr 12 '14
"So tonight I’m gonna try to buy some wine on the internet."
marshall field
Apr 11 '14
"He risked teen pregnancy to confirm his dick size…and failed."
The Pub
Apr 10 '14
"Milk is back ladies, raw and untucked"
man at sunday brunch drinking a glass of milk
Apr 9 '14
"I’m team Pontius Pilate."
Apr 9 '14


so the number of things y’all have been submitting has slooooowed. I understand, it’s crunch time, but that means lots of stressed people saying lots of funny things—so send some our way!


temp mod

Apr 8 '14
"Vodka is a social construct!"
new dorms
Apr 7 '14
"Tonight, there is no tomorrow."
Taylor, New Dorms
Apr 6 '14
"You guys, I feel weird. I might be happy but I also might just be coming down with the flu."
Outside Hill House
Apr 3 '14
"I think you should make tiny Easter baskets for each of us. And wear an Easter Bunny costume. I don’t think that’s too much to ask of a don."